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Granny Swinging – When, Why, Where, Who, How?
You will reach a time in your life, when the boredom of missionary Sex with the same person, once a month, starts to get you down, you still love the person you are with, but the sex just isn’t what it used to be and at this point there are three options you will be presented with:
1. Stay with the person you have been with for years and years, start to get depressed and find yourself sitting on your sofa every night wanking off to the x factor whilst you try to come to terms with your sexless relationship.
2. Start looking out for number one and consider having an affair. There’s plenty of ways to do it these days, the internet being the main route. But then again, what if she finds out, what if your family find out, what would you do? Is it worth the risk?
3. The final option is to speak to your partner, explain how you are feeling and accept the fact that you need to spice things up a bit in the bedroom and what better way to do this than to introduce a third party into the equation.
Why is this a good idea I hear you asking? Swinging is theperfect way to spice things up the boudoir! Both you and your partner can remain involved in this new found adventure, nobody gets left out and as long as you stick to the rules there should be no reason as to why anybody gets jealous.
The great thing about swinging is that you can get involved anywhere. You can host a party at home and invite people over and go for the whole “keys in a fruit-bowl” approach, or you can make it a little bit more selective and only invite one other person into the equation, or maybe even just one more couple. Either way, location is no issue, if you find it a struggle to host anything at your place why not get up to some naughty fun outdoors and team your swinging with some outdoor fun.
When it comes to choosing the person/couple/people you want to get involved in your new fetish, the world is your oyster. People enjoy swinging at any age, sometimes it’s a young couple who want to really explore their new found sexuality, or it could be an older person and this is when you start to venture into the world of Granny swinging, and why wouldn’t you? Those which are older have a lot more experience than you and are more than likely, will be very comfortable with their bodies which mean you are likely to get a real dirty experience.
So, you’ve decided to start swinging? How do you go about it? This is the question that stops so many people venturing into this exciting and liberating world. Sure you can put some naughty adverts in the personals at the back of the paper, or you can put some leaflets in the phone boxes, but this is unlikely to get you the best response. The easiest way to get involved in this game is online. You are guaranteed to find people who are interested in the idea, plus you get the advantage of only contacting/responding to people who you want to.
Where Can I meet Dirty Older Ladies
So you’re looking to meet some dirty old bitches? There is nothing wrong with this at all, older women love getting dirtied up by a young stud and who better to perform that you? The question is now should you be meeting up with dirty older women, but where can you go to meet older women that want a piece of young meat.
There are two options when you are considering starting a sordid fling with a slutty old woman and these are offline or online. Each option present its own set of pros and cons are here they are:
Firstly, we need to know exactly what this means. Searching offline for a granny who wants to have sex with a younger guy means you need to adopt the usual pulling techniques you would in day to day life, you need to be looking in the same locations as you would had you been looking for a younger woman to seduce, BUT, you need to adapt these techniques to be relevant for your target audience. Remember just because you’re hunting older women, you need to bear in mind, they are OLDER!!
So Where: Pubs, Bars, Clubs (you’ll have to choose these selectively as the clubs you might usually frequent will most likely not be places that older people go to. Be inventive with how you find new places to go, read magazines and blogs that are targeted to old people who want to feel young again. If you go to places recommended in magazines like this, you are sure to find some scatty old women
Pros: - The thrill of the chase is the main pro of looking for older women offline. Moreover you do get to actually see who you are talking to and are unlikely to have any nasty surprises.
Cons: Getting rejected in public is never something that you want to experience, especially by an older woman,
What does this actually mean? Well it’s pretty simple, online dating sites provide you with exactly what you will need, but not the usual dating sites that are on the TV, there are particular sites set up for particular needs one of which is dirtyolderwomen.com, but it doesn’t simply stop there, there are a number of dating sites online that offer naughty fun with older women: Filthyoverfifty.co.uk, sacuyoversixty.co.uk both offer a service where you can look for and find exactly what you are looking for.
Pros: You can quite easily, sit in your bedroom looking through profile after profile, and only messaging those you are really interested in. Or a totally different tactic, message as many people as you want to, spread your bets, play the numbers game and come up trumps. Not only this, there is such a large selection of women on these sites that you are bound to find someone who is into what you are – Just because they like young men, it doesn’t mean they like anal, and if this is your thing then you will need to hunt around, but doing this online allows you to.
Cons: It is difficult to tell if the person you are talking to, is actually the person within the photo...but this can be a risk with any time of online activity. The beauty of it is, that it adds a certain amount of risk to the situation and risk can only add to the excitement.
In conclusion, you have two options, both of which have their pros and cons, ultimately it boils down to what you are looking for, but remember if you’re looking online...the worst thing that can happen is the old slag won’t reply!!
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....I helped her prepare breakfast and my dick was so hard, she noticed him and made a comment about how huge it was. That did it for me and I was about to drop my robe when she came from behind and gave me a hug and reached with her hand and massaged my stiff cock. I turned around kissed her and started the whole thing!I'll tell she was a PRO. she sucked me and asked me not to blow my load in her mouth...and I didn't! All the time she held my dick with her hands and said how big it was. She asked me to eat her pussy, but I think I was terrible and that is why she pulled me up. She took me by the hand to the living room and rode me like I never thought it was possible. I came right away.She played with me some more and soon after my dick was hard again and she asked me to fuck her in different positions. I was able to last a lot longer than the first time. She was screaming and talking to me while we fucked. She asked me to put my hands on her boobs, but I was not very impressed with how they felt, because they were saggy. I was disappointed because they looked firm when she was wearing clothes, but it turned out that she uses tight bras.Her pussy was not tight, but she gave out a lot of juice. I came in her pussy so many times and I fucked her every day for two weeks, but I was very afraid of her husband.....
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You are not alone, hundreds of people are looking for sex, for us, it is simply a case of matching these people up. Grannydating.co.uk was set up with one aim in mind; to help men have sex with dirty older women! Once you have become a member of this exclusive club, you will have access to thousands of the horniest grannies in the uk. Filter through the women using our unique search facilities. Not only can you filter your results by finding women who live close to you; you can also search based on the appearance of the women you would like to have sex with and what sexual fantasies you would like to fulfil with them. So you could literally do a search for all the women in the UK who enjoy BDSM and doing 69’ers, if you wanted to.
How much does Granny sex cost?
Sign up to the site is completely free. We do not even ask you for any form of payment details, all we need is a real email and password. The email is so we can contact you if any of the women on the site have tried to make contact, the password is to stop other people being able to get into your account. The only reason we ask members to create a profile is because a lot of the women upload erotic and explicit images to their profiles, we have to make sure that you’re are a verified member before you can start messaging any of them.
Our top tips on messaging Grannies in the UK.
If you are looking to have more sex, then the first thing you need to do is build up the amount of sex contacts you have in your phone book. The first step here is to message more women. Here are some tips if you are thinking about messaging lots of women on the site.
1.Make each message a little bit more personal to them, read their profile and make sure you comment on of their images or something they have said in their profile. This doesn’t have to be something weird like, “I love you red knickers”. You could make a joke and say, “the lighting on your images are supreme, did you get them professionally done”. This could work quite well if she has taken the images of herself in the mirror.
Or you might mention something she has said like, “You say in your profile that you are looking for someone with a bell end the size of a lemon, would a plum do?”
2. Try to get some of your personality across in the message. If you want to have sex with these hot older women, they are going to have to feel comfortable with you. Building rapport is the best way to do this.
3. Use a bit of humour. I have given you an example of this in point number one. The best way to do this, is to write to them as you would usually talk. So as you can see, I am writing this in a very chatty style, this is the kind of way you would want to speak to these women online.
Also be a bit cheeky and playful with it, you could say something like, “Love your pictures, you’ve got great tits, sorry I meant teeth. Really nice!”. Again, it’s just a little bit more playful than just asking for sex.
4. Be direct but don’t be rude. These women know exactly what they are looking for, so you can afford to be more blunt. You could just write to them saying: “Fancy a fuck?”. If you have a full profile, they can go and check you out in their spare time. This might actually work, but be warned, some women will not want you to be this blunt as it can sound rude. So why don’t you try something more along the lines of: “Fancy meeting you on this site, we are probably both here for the same reason. You look quite nice, if you fancy meeting up sometime for a bit of a romp, send me a message” Again, you can be quite direct but not in such a rude way.
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As grannies grow older, they find that they have to go to greater and extreme lengths to get some sexual relief. Those who are lucky find a partner to fuck when horny but there are others who have to make do with occasional sex that is complimented by self stimulation.
Dirty older woman has to please herself because she cannot find cock!
The old and dirty sluts who have to fuck toys are usually not too choosy about the men they will get some cock from. If you play your cards right with them, these bitches will gladly go well out of their way to please you in the hope of getting a constant fuck partner.
If you come across one of these old and nasty women who are desperate for sex, make sure you take full advantage of the situation. You can make them suck your cock, drink your cum and even take a hard ass fucking! You will definitely enjoy your dirty older grannies if you are lucky to find the desperate and filthy sluts among them.